Crazy Funny Classifieds – Part I
For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
Free one can of pork and beans with purchase of three bedroom, two bath home.
American flag, 60 stars. Pole included, $100.
Amana washer, $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Free puppies. Part German Shepherd, part dog.
Whirlpool built-in oven—frost-free.
Full-sized mattress. 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
Wanted: Used paint.
Wanted, somebody to go back in time with. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
Free Yorkshire terrier. Eight years old. Hateful little dog.
For sale by owner. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
One man, seven women hot tub. $850 or best offer.
Snow blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.
German shepherd, 85 lbs., neutered. Speaks German. Free.
Cows, calves never bred. Also one gay bull for sale.
Found—dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out awhile. Better be reward.
Open house. Body shapers toning salon. Free coffee and donuts.
Free puppies. Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbor’s dog.
Nice parachute—never opened. Used once.
Hummels—largest selection ever. If it’s in stock, we have it!
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Twenty dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port, sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost sight of, and bottled by us last year.
Dog for sale—eats anything and is fond of children.
Vacation special—have your home exterminated.
The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
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Bath sale…
Thank you. Now back to work!…
gps sale…
Yes indeed….
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