Funny Pick Up Lines among the best Pick Up Lines
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Hi. Can I domesticate you?
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
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