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Archive for December, 2007

Funny Sleepy Cats

Pictures Of Cats December 31st, 2007

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Crazy Funny Classifieds - Part I

Funny Quotes December 31st, 2007

  • For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
  • We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
  • For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
  • Free one can of pork and beans with purchase of three bedroom, two bath home.
  • American flag, 60 stars. Pole included, $100.
  • Amana washer, $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
  • Free puppies. Part German Shepherd, part dog.
  • Whirlpool built-in oven—frost-free.
  • Full-sized mattress. 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
  • Wanted: Used paint.
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    Funny Dude Needs GPS To Locate His Brain

    Breaking News, Funny News December 31st, 2007

    33-year-old from Copiague was arrested because his prey gave him away.

    Police patrol spotted him carrying several items, including the mean “big mouthed” GPS unit.

    After a couple of questions and evasive answers from the suspect, one of the officers pressed the home button on the GPS, and the unit displayed a nearby address.

    The bicyclist has no listed phone, and according to the police it’s not sure that he has a lawyer.

    Cool Birth vs Crazy Death Of Stars

    Cool Nature Pictures December 30th, 2007

    This Cool Pictures Shows Us beauty outside Our garden

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    Funny Tech-Support Problems

    Funny Quotes December 30th, 2007

  • Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is.
  • AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
  • A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door.
  • Another Dell customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the “send” key.
  • Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.
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    Crazy Hiccups

    Breaking News, Weird News December 30th, 2007

    Hold your breath, try drinking from the wrong side of the glass, get someone to give you a scare. Yep we all know the recepies and usually they do work, for most of us anyway.

    24-year-old Chris Sands has tried every single one of them and nothing helped yet. After eleven months of trying the hiccups are still there.

    He is unable to perform as a singer with his bans and lately he had a lot of troubles with sleeping and even breathing.
    Doctors gave him a brain scan, abdomen scan, chest scan and CT scan all in an effort to uncover the reason behind his mystery hiccuping, but so far there has been no diagnosis.

    Then they’ve suggested an Oxygen chamber and despite his claustrophobia he did get into a metal tank. U guessed another failure.

    After all the tests doctors decided to send him to a psychologist because they belive his body has now simply just got used to hiccuping.
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    Cool Funny Animals

    Cool & Crazy Pictures December 30th, 2007

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    Cool Teacher vs Funny Guy

    Hilarious Jokes December 29th, 2007

    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.

    Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
    I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a
    death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!

    A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, “What would
    you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?

    The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.

    When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and
    sweetly says, “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.

    Crazy Dangerous Body Art

    Breaking News, Weird News December 29th, 2007

    When this guy came to the tattoo this Thursday all he was hoping for is a cool tattoo of a gun. But a gun had a different idea, or it just didn’t like the picture of itself.

    According to the police, a man was giving another man a tattoo of a gun. Somehow around 7:30 PM the gun they were using as a model went off, injuring both of them.

    They drove to the local gas station in Northeast El Paso, where they called the police.

    This is one crazy accident.

    Cool And Funny Mix

    Cool & Crazy Pictures December 29th, 2007

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