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Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
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 Are you a Star Wars fan? Because if you are i have some good new for you.

No George Lucas is not making another movie but this is just as good. Now you can get your own Ewok-style house that is if you have £74,000 to spare.

Tom Chudleigh a carpenter from Canada has made “Free Spirit Spheres” that are suspended in trees and accessible by rope bridges. This 11ft wide and very Eco-friendly house can accommodate 4 person. It’s hand-crafted from wood using boat building techniques and coated in fiberglass so it’s waterproof.
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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can’t just turn her away, and orders the desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. To just ‘play along’ and humor her.

Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, “What’s 2+2?” “Ummm… 4!” the blonde says.

Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: “What’s the square root of 100?” “Ummm… 10!” the blonde says.
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• Gary Glitter - Paul Gadd
• Gary Numan (Tubeway Army & solo) - Gary Webb
• Gary U.S. Bonds - Gary Anderson
• Gene Chandler - Eugene Dixon
• Gene Simmons (Kiss) - Chaim Witz
• George Fame - Clive Powell
• George Fatty - Franz Georg Pressler
• George Michael - Georgios Krylacos Panayiotou
• Geri Halliwell - Geraldine Estelle Halliwell
• Ginger Baker (Cream) - Peter Baker

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A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”

“Both son. God is both.”

After awhile the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?”

“Both son, both.”

“Daddy, does God love children?”

“Yes son, he loves all children.”

The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”

(1804 - 1881) - British Primer Minister.

• It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.
• The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a poker gives off the occasional signs of warmth.
• Amusement to an observing mind is study.
• Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
• My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
• There are three kinds of lies; lies, damned lies and statistics
• The greatest misfortune that ever befell man was the invention of printing.
• Change is inevitable. Change is constant.

Ethel McEwan, 83, was near death after contracting a potentially fatal Superbug, Clostridium Difficile but she was saved by very unusual “medicine.”
She received a”faecal transplant” from her daughter.

I wouldn’t say “transplant” is the right word when poo actually enters your body trough your mouth but hey i guess the doctors know better.
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A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. ‘Want to have some fun?’”

“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”
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One would think that 4ft metal rail can kill you especially if it goes trough your head. Well think again

An Indian teenager missed death by a millimeter when a 4ft safety rail went straight trough his head in a bus crash.

Manish Rajpurohit said: “It struck my head and embedded me into the seat. I was stuck there crying ‘Help me!? as loud as I could.”
When help finally came he had to slide his head along the metal pole to give the rescuers enough room to cut him free from the seat. If you think that’s it he’s saved hurrah… you’re wrong.
He then had to walk along the bus with the remaining piece of the pole sticking out of his head just to score an hour long ride in a rickshaw to the hospital.
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