Funny Pick Up Lines among the best Pick Up Lines

• I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
• Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
• You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
• Can I read your T shirt in brail?
• All those curves! And me with no brakes!
• Can I even get a fake number?
• You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
• If I followed you home, would you keep me?
• You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

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