Funny Pick Up Lines among the best Pick Up Lines

• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
• Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
• Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
• Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
• I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
• I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.

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