Archive for November, 2007
Cool Titans Fight
Friday, November 30th, 2007Cool Lesbians
Friday, November 30th, 2007 Cool and Funny Stuff
A man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and says, “I’d like to buy those two beautiful ladies a drink.”
The bartender replies, “It won’t do you any good.”
The man, with a confused look on his face says, “I don’t care what you think, I want to buy those ladies a drink.”
The bartender delivers drinks to the ladies and the women acknowledge their drinks with a nod of their heads. Twenty minutes later, the man approaches the ladies and says, “I’d like to buy you two another drink.”
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Cool Bucket Kitty
Friday, November 30th, 2007
Crazy Robber or Mama’s boy
Friday, November 30th, 2007By breaking The Eight Commandment – “THOU SHALT NOT STEAL” you are kind of in enough trouble already but for 18-year-old Justin T. Veal not getting home on time is apparently worse.
After last week arrest he was charged with robbery and jailed. He told detectives that he robbed about a dozen businesses of an estimated $10,000 this year only because he needed some “gas money.” But somehow managed to watch the clock and get home on time cause “dear ol’ mom” said so.
“Curfew is 1:30. Her rules, her house. Make it in by 1:30,” Veal told television station WTHR Wednesday
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Cool Little Kitty
Friday, November 30th, 2007
Crazy Sex Therapy
Friday, November 30th, 2007A couple, both 67, went to a sex therapist’s office.
The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”
The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it. When the couple finished, the doctor reexamined them and, upon completion, advised the couple, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.”
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Crazy Cool Robbery, Staring: Dumb Robber
Thursday, November 29th, 2007Having a key to a place you want to rob is a good thing but forgetting it along with your ID inside the building you just robbed is not such a good idea.
Silva Schleiter-Doede was arrested and charged with criminal damage after she left her purse inside the JC Penny building she just burglarized.
Schleiter-Doede, a doctor and an ex employee of the optical department store, entered the office during business hours with a key she discovered earlier.
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How To Say No To Drugs
Thursday, November 29th, 2007Two young boys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge.
The judge said, “You seem like nice young boys, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than some hard jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I’ll see you back in court on Monday morning, bright and early.”
The two boys where in court that Monday morning, and the judge asked the first one, “So, How did you do over the weekend?”
“Well, your honor,” he replied, “I persuaded 22 people to give up drugs forever.”
“22 people? That’s amazing. How’d you accomplish such a feat?”
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Funny Guy With Crazy 1.000.000 Dollar Bill
Thursday, November 29th, 2007
Imagine you are a bank employee. A person comes to you and wants to open a million dollar account except he only has one bill.
A Bank employee from Aiken, South Carolina said that 31-year-old Alexander Smith came to him and wanted to open an account with a $1-million dollar bill. Talk about a million reasons not to do it.
Bank teller called the police because Smith started cursing at bank workers. He was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery, second one being the use of stolen cheque at a nearby grocery store
