Will Rogers Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes October 29th, 2007
- Make crime pay - become a lawyer.
- Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
- The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!
- Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the martest race of people on Earth.
You can’t say civilization isn’t advancing; in every war they kill you in a new way. - People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
- I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat!
- We can’t all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
- Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
- Always drink upstream from the herd.
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