Funny Quotes - Age
Funny Quotes October 27th, 2007
- Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
- I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type
- When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.
- As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…
- Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon…smart too late.
- I’m affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.
- You know you’re getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
- As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don’t.
- As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
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