Benjamin Franklin Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes October 27th, 2007
- Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
- To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy..
- There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
- Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.
- Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.
- Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.
- Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
- God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
- Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
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