Mark Twain Quotes
Funny Quotes October 26th, 2007
- Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
- Giving up smoking is easy…I’ve done it hundreds of times.Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
- The report of my death was an exaggeration.
- Buy land. They’ve stopped making it.
- Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
- You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
- Man - a figment of God’s imagination.
- It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies.
- Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.
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