Funny Celebrity Quotes Part One

“Oh, she’s seen a parrot! That must mean it’s all gonna be okay!” -on Pirates of the Caribbean commentary - Keira Knightley

“Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk” -Stephen King

“Well- no, I feel very grownup actually!”- after being asked if she was still just a kid - Keira Knightley

“They’re a bit like chicken fillets really. You can hit people with them!” -talking about her temporary breast implants for Pirates - Keira Knightley

“I’m obsessed with shoes. I must have hundreds of pairs. I’m a shoe fiend. That reminds me- I need to go shopping!” - Keira Knightley

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