Somerset, England (AHN) — An amorous peacock had an aristocrat fuming mad after it caused a $8,100 damage to his employee’s blue Lexus car - by trying to have sex with it.

According to a local paper, Baronet Sir Benjamin Slade has put in a claim to insurers to cover the damage to his employee’s car.

According to Sir Benjamin, the incident only proves the bird is gay because peahens are brown and only males are blue, surmising that the male damaged the car because it looked like “another peacock boy.”

“He attacked the panels so hard that the car needs a total re-spray,” he said.

“The insurers, Lloyd’s of London, are not very happy about it. They’ve had claims for all sorts of things like lions biting people, he added.

“But never have they heard of a peacock sexually attacking a car before.”

The Baronet added that he had ordered a ban on peacock blue Lexus cars from the car park.

Source: NCBuy

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